Childhood Stories #7
I wrote about this in my other third grade story, but I will recap again for those of you who may not remember. In third […]
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The Online Dating Catalog
Are you as tired of the games as I am? All the online chatting that goes nowhere, the string of endless first dates? No one […]
Childhood Stories #4
Not to brag, but I was pretty much the star of my school in fourth grade. Only instead of a star, a rainbow tiger was […]
Childhood Stories #2
I thought I’d tell another one of my favorite childhood stories. In second grade, I managed to tackle a junior high school boy. At the […]
Childhood Stories #1
My first crush was on a cute little blonde boy in my first grade class. (I think I must have imprinted on him because to […]
Where’s my chicken tenders, BBQ sauce, and french fries?!
The kingdom of heaven is like ordering at a restaurant. You order what you want, because whatever you order is what’s in your heart, and […]
Missing the 90’s…
Nowadays everything is tasteful greige with Live Laugh Love Eat Pray Lather Rinse Repeat signs plastered everywhere and it all looks so damn pretty and […]
Domestic Emily Mishap #329
There’s a wasp in my fridge. Don’t ask me how it got there but if I had to guess I would say it’s because I […]
Domestic Emily Mishap #289
Yesterday I got a little lost on the way home from the flea market because I wanted to stop at Savers and drop off a […]
Domestic Emily Mishap #222
So, my phone stopped charging all of a sudden Wednesday night and I couldn’t figure it out. I thought maybe I just needed a new […]